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![]() 02/22/2020 at 11:44 |
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hmmm...nah, you'll be fine.
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![]() 02/22/2020 at 12:22 |
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On the flight to Marine Corps basic training, I read Dante’s inferno. It turned out to be appropriate.
![]() 02/22/2020 at 12:44 |
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RIP EssExTee.
![]() 02/22/2020 at 13:42 |
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Always thought that would make a good movie
![]() 02/22/2020 at 14:57 |
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More like RIP because you are on a CRJ.
![]() 02/22/2020 at 14:59 |
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Too late now, the plot hinges on cassette tapes.
![]() 02/22/2020 at 15:05 |
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It can still be set in the ‘ 90s, people are into decade nostalgia
![]() 02/22/2020 at 15:07 |
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Nah, movies aren’t allowed to appeal to niche markets. They’re designed by committee now.
![]() 02/22/2020 at 15:11 |
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You know, you said the same thing when I was on an ERJ. Do you just hate short/ medium range jets in general?
![]() 02/22/2020 at 15:20 |
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The one saving grace is getting the solo seat on the left side (smaller models). Close your eyes and pretend you’re just flying on a business jet.
I’ll take an RJ over any 737 or A3xx on flights under 2 hours.
![]() 02/22/2020 at 16:16 |
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You just need to work out a way to replace most of the plot and dialogue with CGI action sequences, so it can be easily dubbed into Mandarin.
Casting a Chinese actor in the hero role wouldn’t hurt, either.
![]() 02/22/2020 at 16:33 |
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Ah, but the plot casts a casts a few c hinese characters in negative light. It’d never be greenlit.
![]() 02/22/2020 at 17:10 |
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But, what if the script made it clear that the pilots were from Chinese Taipei, instead of the mainland ?
![]() 02/22/2020 at 17:45 |
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I think the crew were hong kongers
![]() 02/22/2020 at 17:58 |
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Rewrites are always possible. Especially when the author of the source material is dead and can’t say anything.
![]() 02/22/2020 at 21:39 |
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Yes they are too small, I can’t even stand up.
![]() 02/22/2020 at 21:39 |
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Solo seat on the left is the best on these.
![]() 02/22/2020 at 21:50 |
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They load and unload very quickly too with only 50 or son passengers.
![]() 02/22/2020 at 22:11 |
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Is that a bad thing?
![]() 02/22/2020 at 22:12 |
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I'm 6ft and I can stand. Are you Shaq?
![]() 02/22/2020 at 23:13 |
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6'4" the only pains I can stand fully erect on are the 737 an A320.
![]() 02/24/2020 at 09:05 |
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The only PITA is a mandatory gate check for all carryons larger than a tin of Altoids ;)